y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
you dont understand EDGAR IS THE ONE WITH THE COKE
THE INTERNET HISTORY OF A DESPERATE, BROKEN BEING
*whispers quietly* FIGHT ME
i couldnt find anything
Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
my home cooking
There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
things that are okay
- looking for ryan in a gnome outfit
- looking for ryan’s twist magazine shoot
things that are not okay
- spamming twist magazine’s twitter for the pictures of ryan that they probably don’t have on hand
- sharing information about ryan’s wife all over the internet bc thats not fucking cool