im not sorry

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

sixpenceee:

One of the most popular two sentence horror stories has been turned into a short film. 

You can watch it here

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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throwtheedgars:

missdiddlez:

kayyas:

ltkatiejensen:

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.


I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 


yes but guitar hero jack 





Jack is just a national treasure

throwtheedgars:

missdiddlez:

kayyas:

ltkatiejensen:

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.

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I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

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yes but guitar hero jack 

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Jack is just a national treasure

xlthuathopec:

xlthuathopec:

rwbyebye:

Pyrrha bvslime
(x)
Please, do not remove the links~!

THER E IT FUCKING IS
L OOK A T THIS INSANELY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART JESUS CHRIST FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IVE BEEN DYING OVER THIS ALL FUCKING DAY
FUCK I CANT FUCK ING

oK AY  BUT LOOK AT THIS

xlthuathopec:

xlthuathopec:

rwbyebye:

Pyrrha bvslime

(x)

Please, do not remove the links~!

THER E IT FUCKING IS

L OOK A T THIS INSANELY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART JESUS CHRIST FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IVE BEEN DYING OVER THIS ALL FUCKING DAY

FUCK I CANT FUCK ING

oK AY  BUT LOOK AT THIS

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

rnaryjune:

Dalek//Into The Dalek

DON’T EVEN TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW.