im not sorry
Ryan: I'm currently wanted by a lot of people.
Michael: Yeah? How many people?
Ryan: All of them.
xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

ragequitvevo:

you dont understand EDGAR IS THE ONE WITH THE COKE

ragequitvevo:

you dont understand EDGAR IS THE ONE WITH THE COKE

flyntkoal:

lazyenigma:

THE INTERNET HISTORY OF A DESPERATE, BROKEN BEING

*whispers quietly* FIGHT ME
i couldnt find anything

flyntkoal:

lazyenigma:

THE INTERNET HISTORY OF A DESPERATE, BROKEN BEING

*whispers quietly* FIGHT ME

i couldnt find anything

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

image

do you ever regret drawing something

Shotgun.

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

rayomz:

my home cooking

rayomz:

my home cooking

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

ryanhayywood:

things that are okay

  • looking for ryan in a gnome outfit
  • looking for ryan’s twist magazine shoot

things that are not okay

  • spamming twist magazine’s twitter for the pictures of ryan that they probably don’t have on hand
  • sharing information about ryan’s wife all over the internet bc thats not fucking cool