im not sorry

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

silver-merc:

theromantorchwick:

asknora—valkyrie:

hannahthecatlady:

I’m queen of the castle

*evil nora laughter*

so she says “off with their heads”

her weapon includes hearts in the design

she’s a redhead

nora is the queen of hearts

…Amazing.

lazorbabies:

theshipqueen:

i was looking for some achievement hunter cosplays and i found this im about to cry i swear this person is so perfect marry me
(photo credit)

fyi this is lethal1ty on the roosterteeth site. he’s really cool, you guys should check him out! 

lazorbabies:

theshipqueen:

i was looking for some achievement hunter cosplays and i found this im about to cry i swear this person is so perfect marry me

(photo credit)

fyi this is lethal1ty on the roosterteeth site. he’s really cool, you guys should check him out! 

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point