cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
whats the sleepiest mineral?
Ores and minerals are completely different things
dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
One of the most popular two sentence horror stories has been turned into a short film.
You can watch it here
why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now
If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.
I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets.
yes but guitar hero jack
Jack is just a national treasure
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
Dalek//Into The Dalek
DON’T EVEN TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW.